Got this from a chain mail.. 30 things girls should know about guys..
1. We’re not as perverted as you think we all are.
2. No matter what YOU say, your ex-boyfriend IS a LOSER.
3. We like you to give us hugs and kisses sometimes too.
4. Don’t argue with us when we call you beautiful.
5. Don’t treat us like crap, what goes around comes around.
6. We know you’re pretty, that’s one of the reason’s we’re going out with you.
7. Don’t go into detail about your period. It scares us.
8. If you have cramps and we ask you what’s wrong, just tell us it’s that time of the month and nothing more.
9. If you really liked us for us, you would let us think that our mustache, beard, or sideburns looked cool (even if they don’t).
10. We never shave our legs. So get over it.
11. NEVER ask us if you can put makeup on us. It’s just wrong…..
12. Don’t make bets about us, because one of your friends will tell us, if you don’t.
3. When we tell you that you’re not fat, believe us.
14. We absolutely do not care about the Backstreet Boys, *NSYNC, 98 Degrees, or what any other guy looks like for that matter.
15. We may not be able to pee accurately all of the time, but at least we can stand up and go pee.
16. Just cause you think you’re always right, doesn’t mean that you don’t have to apologize when you do something “wrong.”
17. You expect us to say and do sweet things for you, but it would be nice if you did the same every once in a while. We like to know that you love us.
18. We can’t always be spontaneous, so try to help us make the plans sometimes.
19. Don’t ask us to beat up another guy for you, cause you might get what you wish for.
20. Never kick us in the nuts “just to see what we would say”. That’s just mean.
21. Never pretend like you are going to break up with us and laugh when we believe you.
22. Pamela Anderson’s boobs aren’t fake anymore, but we like yours better anyway.
23. Size doesn’t matter, except to idiots who don’t want a relationship.
24. PMS is not an excuse.
25. If you want us to put the seat down when we’re done, you should put it up when you’re done.
26. ….. Don’t tell us how cute your ex-boyfriend was. That doesn’t turn us on.
27. And always remember: The way to a guys heart is through his stomach….. and maybe….. oh nevermind.
28. NEVER ask us to kiss other guys. You might be that comfy with your friends, but to us it’s just wrong.
29. We always notice how funny it is after your rip out our heart, stick it down our throat and still want to be friends.
30. And last but not least: We know you’re not always right, but we’ll pretend like you are anyway.
October 9th, 2006 at 5:59 pm
How about:
Believe or not, being telepathic and caring for you are mutually exclusive things. This is why we get confused when you tell us things like “If you really love me, you’ll know why I’m upset”.
October 9th, 2006 at 6:30 pm
roflmao, so very the true hahaha
October 9th, 2006 at 11:13 pm
Good one Dzof.
October 11th, 2006 at 10:22 am
Hi Guys,
sharing these qoutes with you MAN….
Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.
The great question… which I have not been able to answer… is, “What does a woman want?
October 11th, 2006 at 3:26 pm
What does a woman want? We won’t know.
Lots of the time the women don’t know what the guys want as well.. and quite often we ourselves don’t know what we want.
October 11th, 2006 at 9:11 pm
10. We never shave our legs. So get over it.
—> I would freak out if my man shaves his legs. grosssss. :p
30. And last but not least: We know you’re not always right, but we’ll pretend like you are anyway.
OMIGOD. that’s so DAMN SWEEEEEET. hehe.
im back online, JEE!!!!! Philippines just hit by a typhoon called, Milenyo. argh.
October 11th, 2006 at 11:45 pm
Ya the leg shaving is kinda weird.. can’t imagine a girl that wants his boy to shave his leg.
Heard that the typhoon hit Philippines pretty bad, glad that you are ok, hopefully a few other pinoy I know are safe too.
October 15th, 2006 at 12:35 pm
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October 20th, 2006 at 5:14 pm
yeah im pretty doing good! thanks.
October 22nd, 2006 at 12:11 am
Good for you Laarni, good for your man as well lol.
June 28th, 2007 at 6:25 am
if we have to believe you when you tell us were not fat and that were beautiful then you have to believe us when we tell you your not fat and that your Hot is that a deal?!
June 28th, 2007 at 10:45 am
Deal :p
August 31st, 2007 at 9:47 pm
ya know the nasty thing… i know a guy that shaves his PITS. ew. total turn-off. :-PPP
September 1st, 2007 at 12:04 am
Amanda… I personally know a friend that shaves his leg-hair… I still can’t understand why.
November 1st, 2007 at 6:49 pm
I’ve always wondered why my boyfriend was so sensitive. Then one day he said ” It makes me feel like you don’t like me if you don’t spend as much time with me as you doyour friends” so I guess he was jusy lonly while Iwas with my friends.
November 7th, 2008 at 7:37 pm
i didnt really get number 25.. can anyone explain it to me plz??
November 7th, 2008 at 7:46 pm
eww..!! why should guys shave their LEGS..!!!!!?????
ThTs tOtAlLy GrOsSsSsSssssss……..!!!!!!!!!!!!!
November 16th, 2008 at 12:34 pm
EXCUSE ME 24, PERSON WHO WROTE 24 YOU DON’T HAVE PMS, BECAUSE YOUR NOT A GIRL SO DON’T SAY PMS IS AN EXCUSE, UNLESS YOUR TRYING TO SAY PMS IS NO EXCUSE TO BE MEAN TO BOYS/GUYS, I AGREE!