In Malaysia, nuts can drive, and let me show you why.
It’s too easy to get a driving license, with around RM300 of bribery every nuts can almost guaranteed a driving license with the condition that the nuts didn’t crash the car during their driving exams.
The driving lessons are stupid, last time the nuts can’t drive above 50km/h during their lessons, but hello.. in real life all nuts almost never drove below 50km/h unless there’s some traffic. Driving lessons and exams should include some sort of speed driving.
Parking exams.. in real life the parking slot is never so spacious and guess what.. I still have trouble parking my car properly in KL side parking after getting my driving license for almost 10 years, maybe they should gave me a F last time.. yes I am one of the nuts who have RM300.
KANCIL!!! Who’s the smart ars decision maker to allow Kancil car for driving lessons and exams? It’s so easy to drive a Kancil and pass any driving exams, what will happen in real life if the nuts are driving bigger cars, everything is so different.
The high car accident rate in Malaysia is not 100% due to the incompetency of the driving lessons, but nonetheless partly contributes to it.. maybe a large part too.
Time to change, don’t let all the nuts drive on the road.
March 9th, 2006 at 4:20 pm
I thought nut drivers were exclusive to my country.
March 9th, 2006 at 8:02 pm
Hahaha, I didn’t bribe, but kena fail the first time round. And not fair, we get poles to help us side park during the test!! All we have to do is memorise, but it real life where got poles? Must imagine ah?
Haha, gonna be 2 years adi, still can’t drive for nuts …
March 10th, 2006 at 12:05 am
ade.. Malaysia got everything, maybe more nuts than your country muahaha
Tanya.. wah didn’t bribe? You see, nuts can drive; if you can’t drive, you are not nuts :p
March 10th, 2006 at 8:49 am
really? and Malaysia is trying to beat the Philippines?
Come here, Jee!!
March 10th, 2006 at 1:35 pm
hehe i got mine without bribing.. buden hehe i suck in side parking! woo hoo..
March 10th, 2006 at 2:46 pm
Laarni.. serious? You want challenge you come to Malaysia :p
alicia.. no need bribing? OooO admire you.. wait.. did you passed your exam with the mighty Kancil or what??
March 11th, 2006 at 11:12 am
give me plane tickets.
March 11th, 2006 at 3:11 pm
Aiyo Laarni.. how about you gimme plane tickets and I go Philippine instead lol
April 9th, 2006 at 1:43 pm
Msian drivers (watever type) are f*ckers…bo tai bo qi tailgate pple…somemore can see pimple on the driver face. U think u country big can bo zeng hu ah. U all r a bunch of selfish, useless, lawless brats. Look at ur crime rates. Look at ur accident rates.
Even guai guai stop at red traffic lite oso wrong. F.U lah….dun tell me abt ur country traffic. gvt oso eat $$
April 9th, 2006 at 10:46 pm
Some people obviously have more problem than me about Malaysia traffic..