After the controversial new year eve raid of a Black Metal concert at Paul’s Place and people that gathered around that area, I began to worry about a few things that might cause my arrest by the police force, they have 8 good reasons to do so..

1. Friends who visit my place and drink my beer will have to pay me back, thus I am an illegal liquor seller..

2. I always gather and chit-chat with my friends at mamak near pubs at Sri Hartamas..

3. I attended a wedding ceremony, gathered by over 300 people, without permit..

4. I have at least 5 knifes in my kitchen, my house have violence elements..

5. I play harmonica, sounds so bad it feels like black metal..

6. I am religious free, that makes me evil & satanic..

7. I actually worship devil since 11 years old..

8. I love wearing black..

Time for me to type my resignation letter, just like what the ChinaPress editors were forced to do. Question is who shall I send my resignation to?


One Response to “Black Metal and my worries”

  1. ganchan Says:
    January 7th, 2006 at 6:42 pm

    I LOLed at #8 :D


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